Napoleon Bonaparte! How could you!

         My god! I have been named the “genius of evil” by Napoleon Bonaparte! How can this be! I am a man who has always upheld the right of the monarch to choose ministers and to participate in government, and at the same time I always maintain the privileges of Parliament in the legislative process and in the governing of the country. Suddenly, a man named Napoleon calls me a genius of evil? Impossible, my whole life I have dedicated to the good-welfare of the country! Napoleon is a short and incompetent little fool! Although, he is popular among the people for his victorious battles; I despise him! Napoleon Bonaparte, I believe is becoming too powerful! As days pass I seem him in a higher position and rank. Now he has become a leader. He has created a dictatorship! Countless days pass; it is no doubt Napoleon has become too powerful! He now controls about 1/3 of the Eastern hemisphere! It is impossible for me to handle, I shall retake my position as Minister! I must stand up and take arms against Napoleon alongside Great Britain. Meanwhile, I must bear my old age and health as I believe I am rapidly dying. The Battle of Austerlitz must be successful. I truly believe we can win against Napoleon! However, I have recently received news that my predictions were wrong. Britain has lost. I am heartbroken and drunk. Roll up that map; it will not be wanted these ten years. I am regretful to the loss Britain has recently suffered. I believe these may be the last words I have to speak. I am of old age and I believe I have drunk too much.